Here are some reality shows I wouldn't want to be on. Since you've been dying to know.
*Jon & Kate Plus 8: Not sure who I would be on this, but I sure as hell wouldn't want to be one of their kids. I'm kind of addicted to tabloids so I'd probably figure out pretty quick what my parents are up to. I've (one would think) grown out of dating douchebags, so being Jon's new gf is out. We've already covered how mean Kate is, so I'd have a hard time playing the helpful friend.
*Survivor: I get hungry really quick. Then I get crabby. I'd sign up for the free tropical trip but probably quit pretty fast.
*The Bachelor: I'm pretty sure those rose ceremonies are open bar, and we all know what happens to Kelly around free liquor. I'd drink like it's going out of style, not get a rose, and be "that girl" in the limo crying.
*The Bachelorette: Knowing me I wouldn't like any of the guys.
*American Idol: Me. Beer. Karaoke. 'Nuff said.
There are some reality shows I think I would be into.
*The Real World: I'm pretty sure I'd be OK with hanging out in a different city without a job for five months. I can't figure out what "character" I'd be. Probably the mouthy one.
*The Real Housewives of ... " : If I'm on this show, I'm probably super rich, so that's not too shabby. They should do "Real Housewives of Roselle/Hanover Park" and it could be me, Moogs, Lauren and Heather. Me and Moogs have to find husbands though. (sad trombone). (Oh, and see pic above!)
*The Amazing Race: This depends on the partner. I think my mom and I would be pretty good teammates, but I'd be worried we'd get hung up at the bar.
*Giuliana and Bill: This is a new one on the Style Network. In my fantasies I'm married to Bill Rancic and it's called "Kelly and Bill."
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