I'll stop when the awards start. Full disclosure: also chatting live with Moogs, my co-judger in life.
*Waiting for Stephen Moyer and Anna Pacquin to start doin' it vampire-style. I've been in a "True Blood" fog lately, so forgive me.
*I want to go on a double date with Will Arnett and Amy Poehler. My dad was quite proud of himself the other night by pointing out they were married when Arnett guested on "Parks and Recreation."
*I love how none of the women are wearing the Haiti ribbons on their dresses, because they don't match.
*Tina Fey FINALLY didn't wear black!!!
*Something's attacking Chloe Sevigny!! Wait, it's just her dress ruffle.
*I heard earlier that Jay Manuel, Mr. Jay of "America's Next Top Model," is 6'1". Wouldn't have thunk it.
*Penelope Cruz (aka Moth Face) keeping it real by holding her own umbrella. I'm going to officially remove the Moth Face label from her. You heard it here first. But I still think she takes herself too seriously. Lighten up lady. And also walk the red carpet with Javier Bardem. You guys are too hot to not be together all the time.
*Quote from my mom "(David Arquette) actually looks human." And if Courtney Cox wins for "Cougar Town" ... well I don't know what I'll do, but I'll be pretty freakin' mad, because she sucks on that show.
*Oh God. Mariah Carey. I hope she gets drunk again and gets to talk. Nick Cannon must have a no talking clause in their pre-nup.
*I love Robert Downey Jr. Kinda wish he'd wake up in his neighbor's kid's bed again, but I like him clean too.
*God dammnit Draper! You had to rock a beard!
*My night would be made if the "Jersey Shore" cast suddenly appeared on the carpet. GTL!
*Insert rage Lauren would have for Jennifer Garner here. Lauren hates Garner because she's "average looking."
*Draper's gf always annoys me because she's always trying to talk over him. He's the star, you guested on "Grey's Anatomy." Shut up.
*Taylor Lautner is shorter than Giuliana! He really is a baby!
*Where's A-Rod Kate? Heh. Heh.
*Giuliana is absolutely humiliating herself. She's screaming to George Clooney to come over while she's interviewing Anna Kendrick. The girl is mortified.
OK, quitting early but want to go get ice cream. Ciao!
No comments:
Post a Comment