Blogs I like (am jealous of)

I've stumbled upon two clever blogs lately and, like Oprah, I like to tell the world about my favorite things.

The first is called Suri's Burn Book, surisburnbook.tumblr.com. It's written in the voice of Suri Cruise, and she mocks other celebrity kids. It's downright hilar. She consistently rags on her parents, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, posts jealous rants on Harper Beckham (David and Victoria Beckham's daughter), lampoons Shiloh Pitt (Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's daughter) for being such a goofball, and becomes paranoid over the thought of Kate Middleton being pregnant, thus producing a princess that would usurp Suri's popularity.

As if there could possibly be any other outcome.


The second I discovered only yesterday and it's called Texts from Hillary, textsfromhillaryclinton.tumblr.com. In each post, the bloggers use a picture of Hillary Clinton looking at her cell phone sternly with sunglasses on and pair it with a picture of another celebrity looking at their cell phone and write a clever imagined exchange between the two. I was on the train yesterday stifling my laughs (No, I wasn't on the quiet car, but I am a respectful commuter lady). Hillary Clinton found out about the blog and said she loved it, and supposedly even submitted her own entry. Unfortunately, the bloggers pulled a Seinfeld move and said they were going to stop blogging while they were still big.

One of my favorites. This is for all of my "Real Housewives of D.C." fans or the random Tareq and Michaele Salahi fans.

I heart these blogs but am also envious I didn't think of something so clever. I only have this stupid blog.